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Width, in
16.00
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32.00
Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.99
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9.02
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9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
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1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Wear this soft, lightweight tee when you want to laugh at the strange and uncanny. The front features a mock 'Alien I.D.' lineup—insectoid, reptilian, grov, nordic—rendered with tongue-in-cheek realism. On the back a hovering saucer and a bewildered abducted cow add a bit of absurd, late-night-conspiracy humor. It drapes cleanly at the shoulders and breathes easily, so it stays comfortable through long drives to midnight stargazing, movie marathons, or casual meetups with fellow UFO nerds. Subtle distressing in the natural heather keeps the look lived-in, while the smooth cotton face makes the prints pop and feel detailed.

This shirt fits into the life of someone who collects oddball facts, loves sci-fi banter, or enjoys wearing conversation-starters to low-key gatherings. Slip it on for themed watch parties, casual sci-fi conventions, or a relaxed night of backyard stargazing with friends. The tone is playful not precious—an easy way to signal you enjoy weird lore and shared jokes about the cosmos.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth surface for clean prints
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced fabric waste and a straight, comfortable fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; meets Oeko-Tex and EU safety standards
- DTG front prints with optional DTF sleeve and neck label prints; ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
No refunds, returns or exchanges.